Welcome Back to LA…….bullet points

 

OK OK

I can not believe I survived a year out this piece. I certainly have not changed. Still angry at the world….still full of the hate. So for all you naysers…thanks for checking in.

What the hell have I accomplished?…………………

Same Job for a year (anyone that knows me knows that is a damn miracle)
Stayed out the way of these tryfiling women
Good contacts in intertainment
2 months behind on my project
finally bought a car…….
another few years here is deff in site
have not been home in 15 months.
Miss kenrick,lenka,john hinds, phil, marty ranks, newbrunswick crew
have not heard from any of my ex girlfriends.
almost got hit by a car
my landlord stole my close and shoes and laptop
Saw somone kidnap a dog that had cancer for a $500 ransom at a shady hotel
seen a few has been celebrities.
Saw Al Cowlings (the otha nigga in da car with OJ).
and……
I started wearing tighter Jeans

So I went to spend time with my family in Orlando Florida. It was much needed break from the high intelligence that LA offers. I got news for you all….There are dumb people in Florida. I think the people that provide any type service to you……either at CVS or Radioshack…..in a warm weather state are all just a little slow. At universal studios nobody knew where to eat or even go to the bathroom.
You all have to check out that simpson’s ride…..shit is off da hook. My mother is a true hater and she really enjoyed that ride.  If you are ever down in Orlando please stay away from “Yuk Fuk Wok”  or whatever that chinese Place is called. I felt I OD’d on the MSG in all the food.

The Olympics are over thank God. I got tired of the Jamaicans just plain old dominating sshit as usual and “Phelps the new golden white boy”.

The RNC convention was just wack. Did anyone see the only black dude in the audience………..it was the brotha with that veterans hat on. lol……….

Wow…..Fucking Lehman Brothers…….is going down……
an ex girlfriend of mine used to work there.   I can’t believe those son of a bitches that rejected me 5 times …not even second interviews is about to be saved from going out of business………..Shot outs to all that fraudster MBA’s that ran the business into shit. Bunch of scammers. Sorry to rain on anybody’s little dream of working for an investment bank.

You know what I did this past wee?. I had a conversation with somone that always got on my nerves. I never in 4 years told them the reason why I could not stand them…until yesterday. not that I am special or your special…..but if there is someone out there that makes your skin crawl…..please reach out and talk to them. you might be telling them something that makes them see how others view them. it can help them out. I feel like me and that other person accomplished something. Hiding your feelings never really helps anyone….and you know that from experiance.

My mom’s book was released this week………and I am proud of her. It was nice going ino Barnes and Noble  and asking for your moms book. It really made me realize that I got to get my shit together…that means..YOU TOO.

So I cut back on drinking………well not really ……In my line of work it’s too easy get hooked…….it’s always infront of you.

I’m on day 46 of not going to the site assparade.com. No more big booty internet shit for me. It’s tough…..most of you reading this don’t have a clue about online porn withdrawal syndrome…….OPWS.

Till next time………………..PEACE

One Response to “Welcome Back to LA…….bullet points”

  1. Terry Corbett Says:

    Man I think you’re the funniest and wittiest writer I know. I love to your read your thoughts. Keep it up dog. I hope to work with you. See you when you get to New York.

    Best Regards
    Terry

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