Handsome Dre on the Economy.

Dre on the Economy Current mood: betrayed Yeah yeah Ya boy is back with another Rant. This time it’s all about the Economy Times are tough Baby. Start using your toothpaste twice. http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/ers/786169843.html You better start making your payments on your ride before you end up like this…guys you too !! you might end up wearing some leather chaps down the street late at night .http://butchbeardedhungbear.usafur.com/0hungbear0.jpg Has anyone heard the news about Supercuts closing  180 locations.I know white folks are going to be all upset at this shit. Their hair is already fucked up. now you might see the return of the Bowl haircut. http://www.cmikesell.com/_img/haircut001.jpg http://tinypic.com/297b6t Those pics are of what’s to come in America !! Anyway back to the economy………..I work in a restaurant and I notice more people are splitting there Entree and desserts. Dudes are spending less on women. I see alot of them splitting the bill on dates…that’s always a good thing. These mortgage company  and big bank executives should all be put in jailed for making people think they could afford shit with no money down and no fixed rates. that is sad sad sad. alot of families are going to be effected by this. I feel sorry for all those “know it all” Realestate moguls that bought 4 homes on credit and who are now having issues with bad tenants. and shot outs to all the home flippers too. One thing I’ve learned in the last ten years…is that if you start seeing everyone has become an expert, all feel pumped after reading a book like rich dad poor dad…………stay away from them  and what they are into. Thank the good lord that Bear Sterns is out of business. The rejected my resume 6 times back in da day. I just don’t understand how all these over educated people can let this all happen……….obviously they are not that smart. nothing but scammers ! I’m starting to wonder about all the young people from 24-36 riding around in Range Rovers and Escalades. You going to see these folks start buying less drinks in da club after paying $125 to filll up their  truck 2x a week. Night clubs from LA to NY better start having 2 for one drinks for all these ballers. I’m predicting that there will be a surge in parking lot pimping since it’s costing $30-40 just to walk in a spot these days. People used to call me cheap for drinking at home before I get into the spot……but many did not realiz that it cost about $70 to get a slight buzz….even more for me and my alcholic self and friends back in Jersey. I still am the only person I know to to get kicked out of several places for walking in Wasted. I apologize to any family or friends who I embarrassed while trying to save a few bucks. You know that shit has hit the fan when people are saying that there child Chavone who is 15 years old and 5’11 is actually 4 years old in order not to pay the extra $1.25  fare on da bus………..I saw this happen in downtown LA last week. You know to day is my ex girlfriend’s birthday……….I hope her knew guy takes her out to a nice restaurant and she is real hungry. I hope that dude decides to order one Entree and split the dessert…………lol………then he splits the bill with her………..lol…….lol………. i know i know you think i am hater Anyway………..stay tuned for next weeks  “LA Story: One Year Later” shot out to anyone that took the time to read this……….because I wouln’t. save your money for these tough times we got coming up ! eat before you go out god damn it !!! “Stay alive if possible”- andre incase you where wondering how i’d i come up with such and uncanny qoute……. i was in a restarant on the lower east side in manhattan drinking 2.5 bottles of white wine wile trying to have a conversation with a newly out the closet lesbian. her name was Shanny and she was Columbian from the bronx. She was waiting for her exboyfriend  to pic her and her Girlfriend to take them back up to the bronx. we where talking about how fast white women age.They ended up dropping me off on 33′rd street so I could take the Path train to Newark. I ended up getting in a cab with some African dude named Shakka. who had 5 kids and one day hopes to own his own cab. He even shared a story about the time he got arrested for selling phoney Rolexes. I told him “stay alive….if possible”…after giving him $12.50…..then I went to bed. You know i’m not sure his name was shakka…i had way too much to drink that night. please let me know what trends your spotting  that shows the economy is getting worst. also let me know what topic you want me to rant on.

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