Wheeeeew!!!….Came close dying this week in 3 different areas.
1. Almost got hit by a car on Melrose…..by the way…… of all the cars in the world…..a damn Buick !!
2. I thought I was going to be a victim walking home when a car rolled up on me full of 6 young black negroes. Yeah all much younger than me…..by the way the car was red…..they all had red on (yeah connect the dots bitch). I felt like Micheal J Fox !!….I WAS SHOOK !!
They asked me “where da the party at” and “who you be wit” (I pulled out a chapter from riding the J , A, 2, C late at night skills) ……I walked up to the car and asked for a ride down the street and told them that I was from Edison, NJ….One guy was totally bullshitting when he was like yeah…”I heard about that shit in the news”….They said they had no room and gave me a couple hand shakes and pealed out FAST.
3. Expensive Expensive……This Dry Cleaning Lady by USC charged my $26 for my 7 shirts !!!…..I played it off smooth and pretended that Jamaican Dave gave me a phone call and walked out. I don’t think you or her bought that either. I work in Beverly Hills and I found a place where all the rich people go. Turns out the Place is 99 cents a shirt. No wonder they stay rich. The first lady is right across the street from USC !!!
By the way …..I am now in charge of putting ice on Oysters on my Job !!
BAAALLLLLIIIIINNNNNN !!!!
Yeah……..more like the emotional one !!
Ya Boy in Da Desert HEAT,
Dre
